Woodhatch

Woodhatch is a council estate on the outskirts of Reigate, South East England, rife with more little sihts then Kerry Katona's toilet. Its full of chavs and has gotten even worse since the building of the skate park in Reigate hence it's not a very nice place to be say or night. To the West is bordering South Park which is just was worse and so chavs and little shits are shared between the two areas.
If you dont want to walk into a burbary 12 year old whos gonna put a plastic fork to your throat to steal your mars bar wrapper...dont go there.

Noramal Kid; Look at this group of 20 odd little kids
Kids; Oi blud you startin' ? You want me and my bois to shank you ?

Nrmal Kid; urm ?

Kids; you get me ?

*rape*

guy1; You wanna get a kabab ?
guy2; Nah mate, not in woodhatch, id rather eat my own shit its healthier.

by jimmysavile February 2, 2010

the woodmatch

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

woodwatcher

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is trying to get a sneak peek of your penis.

Man, I had to take a piss earlier, and this woodwatcher was straight eyeing my cock.

by Shaural August 25, 2017

Woodstache

Male pubic hairs, otherwise known as a 'wood-moustache', which can be shortened to 'woodstache'

I shaved my woodstache this morning, I look so much bigger now!

I always style my woodstache for the ladies

by TT90 August 5, 2011

woodache

The pain in the male reproductive organ due to overexertion. Usually occurs after 4-8 'sex sessions', and generally marks the last of them for the night.

Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.

Guy one: " I heard you guys banging until 4 am last night from my apartment! Then it got deathly quiet."

Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"

Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"

by OverExertedPenis April 24, 2008

Woolcatcher

A guy who easily picks up women, usually at a bar or club.

My friend is such a woolcatcher because he has no trouble picking up any woman he wants.

by Matthew James July 20, 2008

WOODBUTCHER

the lord and saviour of state 393 WOODBUTCHER

the friend of all the killer of many

WOODBUTCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pls no-no HELP me nooooo

by not APEX XP March 4, 2021