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to ride a chair with your nutsack on a girls face while mastermating {see masterbating to barney and friends while your uncle watches and fiddles with your ear
Fred: I was bored so me and your sister had a fun time doing the nasty.
You: NOOOOO
Fred: We did that to haha
nooooo by Dickridingcowboy April 4, 2009
When ur dad takes ur phone but you dont want him too.
NOOOOO: Paulo give me ur phone NOOOOO
NOOOOO by Nicodaman December 13, 2022

nooooo wayyy 

When someone isn't mad about something but is being overly dramatic with their words
D- "damn, I sat in bubble gum again" *whips out ballsack* J- "nooooo wayyy!"
nooooo wayyy by DP1999 September 19, 2017

NOOOOO STAWWWPPP 

things that CERTAIN PRINCESSES say *cough cough* princess dhruvius
Princess dhruvius threw a tantrum and screamed NOOOOO STAWWWPPP

nooooo's 

Spanish word for NO!
Boss: Did you run the pipe Jose?

Jose: Nooooo's!

Oh Nooooo 

Words spoken by every character in The Lightning Thief Musical ever. (Campfire Song)
"I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings ohhh nooooo"
- Luke Castellan
"I'd bring home a boy, she's there in her nighty ohhh nooooo"
- Silena Beauregard
" But planting, and planting, and planting's a pain oh nooooo"
- Katie Gardner
Oh Nooooo by sass_queen™ October 8, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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