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woodwatcher 

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is trying to get a sneak peek of your penis.
Man, I had to take a piss earlier, and this woodwatcher was straight eyeing my cock.
woodwatcher by Shaural August 25, 2017
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wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)
If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

wood butcher

A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
wood butcher by Johnbarney September 29, 2006