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oh my fucking god, with wow added for the element of surprise or shock. Of course also used for reversed effect normally followed by obviously.
Stu: Coyne is here
Everyone: WOMFG!

or sarcasticly

m00se: Shep bums goats!
Stu: Womfg, obviously
womfg by simple jordan April 22, 2007
Related Words
Womnf WOMF womfg womanface womft Womanfully Wombfire WOMFN womn wompf

Wonflasek 

someone who is extremely sensitive, so sensitive that they can't handle being called a snowflake
someone who can't take criticism
WOW! How are you offended by that? You're such a wonflasek
Wonflasek by maddyies January 12, 2019
The female features of a man...
Yeah think about that for a second...
Am I a womfn? Am I a womfn?
Womfn by Talia DU BO ISSS May 15, 2018
To bust a fat nut or to drink a lava lamp
"Hey man imma go wonfet I'll catch ya later"

"Bro I just wonfeted and now I don't feel to good"
Wonfet by Hot diggity penis May 20, 2019

wombfare 

The equivalent of welfare for adult children born into the right womb (i.e. rich family). Instead of society funding their aimless existence with a welfare cheque, they have the bank of mom and dad to write the cheques instead. Somehow society views welfare recipients as lower class than wombfare recipients. This despite the fact that both characteristically don’t work real jobs to fund their lifestyle.
TIM: Your cousin Jimmy seems to be living pretty well but doesn’t seem to do anything for work. What gives?

BOB: My aunt and uncle have money so he’s been on wombfare since he turned 18

TIM: Must be nice!
wombfare by Annie Blend October 10, 2022

comfy womfy 

Jasmin's bed is always COMFY WOMFY!
comfy womfy by monkii1111 May 26, 2011