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oh my fucking god, with wow added for the element of surprise or shock. Of course also used for reversed effect normally followed by obviously.
Stu: Coyne is here
Everyone: WOMFG!

or sarcasticly

m00se: Shep bums goats!
Stu: Womfg, obviously
womfg by simple jordan April 22, 2007
Words you can keep
Wow Oh My Fucking God - Used randomly at the beginning of sentences to show extra surprise. Also used sarcastically when something really isn't shocking.
WOMFG you have a cow on your head.

womfg by Sp00nlord April 13, 2007
Wow! Oh My Fucking God!

Pronunciation "Wom-fk"
Womfg! Your hairs on fire!

Jordan: Party at mine tonight
Stuart: Womfg! Cool
womfg by Perd April 13, 2007
woah-oh-my-fucking-god
womfg their hott!!!?
woah oh my fucking god its too hot today!!?
womfg by x-KAY-x August 10, 2006

Wolfgasm 

When someone howls like a wolf, while having an orgasm.
Guy 1: "This chick I went out with last night was wild; she totally had a wolfgasm!"
Guy 2: "A what?"
Guy 1: "A wolfgasm! She started howling every time she came."
Guy 2: "High five bro!"
Wolfgasm by smellmyunderpants November 24, 2012

doyle wolfgang von frankenstein

Guitarist for the AWESOME horror-punk band the misfits since Danzig was with them. Brother of founding member Jerry Only. He is currently taking time off with his family and has been replaced by Dez Cadena.
just because Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein is so ripped doesn't mean he abuses steroids

Wolfgang 

Wolfgang comes from the Old Germanic word 'Wulfgang,' which translates in German as "lone wolf" or "traveling wolf."

There are Four Notable Wolfgang's in today's culture:

-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
-Wolfgang Puck
-Wulfgang
-Wolfgang Gartner
Know your Wolfgang's, they're interesting people!
Wolfgang by G0ldst3in May 14, 2013
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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