womft 

Waste Of My Fucking time.

School, homework, and family outings are all a WOMFT!

womft by Kyle Condie September 19, 2008

WOMFT 

WOMFT? means 'What's on my feet today?'

Started as a Facebook group where people showcase their latest sneakers.
Now it's one of the biggest sneaker communities and a marketplace.

Let's do some WOMFT shots of this yeezy!

WOMFT by snkrfrkr September 27, 2016

womft 

a useless individual - see sherwin

That clown who stayed at my gaff when I got married was a total "WOMFT"

womft by gperry February 9, 2010

Hofty Wofty 

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

Wofta

1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.

1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"

Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012

Wooly woofter 

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

Wooly woofter by Sparst May 13, 2005

womfg

oh my fucking god, with wow added for the element of surprise or shock. Of course also used for reversed effect normally followed by obviously.

Stu: Coyne is here
Everyone: WOMFG!

or sarcasticly

m00se: Shep bums goats!
Stu: Womfg, obviously

womfg by simple jordan April 22, 2007