wombfare 

The equivalent of welfare for adult children born into the right womb (i.e. rich family). Instead of society funding their aimless existence with a welfare cheque, they have the bank of mom and dad to write the cheques instead. Somehow society views welfare recipients as lower class than wombfare recipients. This despite the fact that both characteristically don’t work real jobs to fund their lifestyle.

TIM: Your cousin Jimmy seems to be living pretty well but doesn’t seem to do anything for work. What gives?

BOB: My aunt and uncle have money so he’s been on wombfare since he turned 18

TIM: Must be nice!

wombfare by Annie Blend October 10, 2022

Wombfire 

Wombfire (noun, hashtag) 1. a child so amazingly cute that they figuratively set your womb ablaze. 2. when your reproductive system (i.e. womb) tingles with maternal excitement, potentially breaks out into Beyoncé choreography and/or prompts spontaneous family planning (i.e. running home to make a baby). 3. hashtag used to illustrate flurry of emotion described above

Originated through Huffington Post Blogs, "Wombfire of the Day" post, a weekly pictorial of good lookin toddlers and babies

This baby is giving me major #wombfire" or "#Wombfire alert! Or "Did you catch Huffington Post's Wombfire of the Day?! That kid is SO CUTE!"

Wombfire by NapturalNicole September 29, 2014

wombface

A person with a womb on their face.
As in a baby case over your tiny head.

Girl: OMG!!! You are such a wombface!
wombface: whyyy meeeeee!

wombface by biancastarship. October 20, 2008

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019