wombfare 

The equivalent of welfare for adult children born into the right womb (i.e. rich family). Instead of society funding their aimless existence with a welfare cheque, they have the bank of mom and dad to write the cheques instead. Somehow society views welfare recipients as lower class than wombfare recipients. This despite the fact that both characteristically don’t work real jobs to fund their lifestyle.

TIM: Your cousin Jimmy seems to be living pretty well but doesn’t seem to do anything for work. What gives?

BOB: My aunt and uncle have money so he’s been on wombfare since he turned 18

TIM: Must be nice!

wombfare by Annie Blend October 10, 2022

Wombfire 

Wombfire (noun, hashtag) 1. a child so amazingly cute that they figuratively set your womb ablaze. 2. when your reproductive system (i.e. womb) tingles with maternal excitement, potentially breaks out into Beyoncé choreography and/or prompts spontaneous family planning (i.e. running home to make a baby). 3. hashtag used to illustrate flurry of emotion described above

Originated through Huffington Post Blogs, "Wombfire of the Day" post, a weekly pictorial of good lookin toddlers and babies

This baby is giving me major #wombfire" or "#Wombfire alert! Or "Did you catch Huffington Post's Wombfire of the Day?! That kid is SO CUTE!"

Wombfire by NapturalNicole September 29, 2014

wombface

A person with a womb on their face.
As in a baby case over your tiny head.

Girl: OMG!!! You are such a wombface!
wombface: whyyy meeeeee!

wombface by biancastarship. October 20, 2008