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Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.
After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

It’s a man’s world; but, women run it!

It’s a man’s world but; women run it! — The social, political, spiritual, and economic certainty that when positive change is needed in the world if comes through the feminine shakti force generated and channeled through women.

This is why even though western religions have attempted to eradicate the presence of the Divine Feminine, cults of Mary continue to arise in places like Madjugorje in Croatia even in the contemporary age.

If you don’t think that it’s true try to build a social, political, spiritual, or economic movement without powerful women; you’ll fuck around and find out!!!!!

Many a strong man has died with the word “mother” being the last word that he uttered.
1) It’s a man’s world; but, women run it! I gave that bastard the best years of my life and now he wants a divorce? He’s going to fuck around and find out!!!!!!

Her best friend: Amen!!!!

2) It’s a man’s world; but, women run it! — Take away our right to choose and we stopped “the red wave” with “THE O.G. RED WAVE” !!!!!!!!!!

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

tuna women

This is a term used to describe women who only lie down silently during sex (and let their partner(s) do all the work).

Known in Japan as ‘maguro-onna’, which literally means ‘tuna woman’.
P1: Hey, how's your new girlfriend?
P2: Oh, she's the biggest tuna women I have ever known...
P1: Bummer.
tuna women by Wonderbagel September 14, 2013

men written by women 

‘men written by women’ is an expression meaning to say that a man is truly a good person. they belong to the category of men who act/sound like they were ‘written by women’, aka those who actually correspond to the female (or anyone’s) expectations.

they are socially aware, respectful intersectional feminists. they do not care for toxic masculinity and very often have a soothing presence to those around them.
Men written by women are men who are up to great standards.

Damn, he sounds like he was written by a woman.

Really?
Yeah, he does more than the bare minimum.

Examples: Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo, Dylan O’Brien, Chris Evans, Timothée Chalamet, Dev Patel, Caleb McLaughlin, Logan Lerman
men written by women by tokami June 29, 2021

'no women, no kids' 

Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'

Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'
'no women, no kids' by PatSouth January 8, 2014
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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