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Wollygomper
Noun:
A word used to describe a dirty prostitute who is so filled with Confederate jizz that no Union man would touch her.
A word used to describe a dirty prostitute who is so filled with Confederate jizz that no Union man would touch her.
1. I thought that Martha was an honest woman. Turns out she's a god damn Wollygomper.
2. That Wollygomper has sucked off so many Rebels, she'll be shitting Confederate jizz.
3. I wouldn't fuck that wollygomper with YOUR dick!
2. That Wollygomper has sucked off so many Rebels, she'll be shitting Confederate jizz.
3. I wouldn't fuck that wollygomper with YOUR dick!
Wollygomper by Leapin' Lizards July 14, 2017
Related Words
Wollyromp • Wollygomped • Wollygomper • Wolly Womp • Wolly Wompus • Wollypop • Wollywhomp • wallygomp • willywomps • willywomper
Wollywhomp
"John shut the hell up, or I swear to god I will Wollywhomp you so hard your nipples will explode."
My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.
I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.
My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.
My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.
I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.
My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.
Wollywhomp by Jaxz February 23, 2011
wallygomp
wallygomp by georgetown honies August 29, 2009
willywomps
A slur for Anglos with a superiority complex based on a fictional British food made of raw clams and dirty pennies mixed together. The dish was imagined by TikToker @min.aaaa1: "You think you're cool just because you eat some of the worst dishes conceived by mankind. Huh? You eat something called willywomps and it's just raw clams and dirty pennies mixed together." Can be used to refer to the food or the individual.
Just because they run around with that accent and eat willywomps don't mean their sh*t don't stink.
I'm gonna smack this smug-ass willywomp if he says one more stupid thing about race!
I'm gonna smack this smug-ass willywomp if he says one more stupid thing about race!
willywomps by RavenBillowOSinner November 24, 2021
Wollypopped
“Fucking shit, Johnson just wollypopped me in the fucking face.”
“Johnson just wollypopped the shit out of me.”
“Johnson just wollypopped the shit out of me.”
Wollypopped by Bras..nNate December 6, 2021
Wollypop
Wollypop by Yiff Master G January 19, 2014
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