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1. The process of one grabbing another by the penis, ripping it off, and shoving it up their anus.
"John shut the hell up, or I swear to god I will Wollywhomp you so hard your nipples will explode."

My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.

I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.

My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.
by Jaxz February 05, 2011
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