Wollywhomp

1. The process of one grabbing another by the penis, ripping it off, and shoving it up their anus.

"John shut the hell up, or I swear to god I will Wollywhomp you so hard your nipples will explode."

My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.

I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.

My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.

Wollywhomp by Jaxz February 23, 2011

Collywhompkins 

Crazy, out of whack, messed up; more so than "caddywhompus"; or
The evolved form of "caddywhompus."

Dude, that's so collywhompkins.

Collywhompkins by Peachy-Keen July 24, 2009

gollywhompus 

Something that is crooked, not straight, off center, or not looking nice.

Dude, that picture frame is totally gollywhompus.

gollywhompus by l8ghthen8ght September 25, 2011

Wollygomper 

Noun:

A word used to describe a dirty prostitute who is so filled with Confederate jizz that no Union man would touch her.

1. I thought that Martha was an honest woman. Turns out she's a god damn Wollygomper.

2. That Wollygomper has sucked off so many Rebels, she'll be shitting Confederate jizz.

3. I wouldn't fuck that wollygomper with YOUR dick!

Wollygomper by Leapin' Lizards July 14, 2017

mollywhomp 

a) The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment.

b) To beat severely about the head and shoulders.

(see also: pwn)

"Man, we were playing team slayer on Halo 2 last night, and got totally mollywhomped 50-7."

"A young punk got completely mollywhomped last night leaving 2 black eyes and severe bruises that have him in critical condition."

mollywhomp by Adam Holloway July 21, 2005

Wollyromp 

The action of booting someone in the chest and then dancing on their body.

You better get out of here before you get wollyromped!

Wollyromp by Zeretul August 25, 2008

wollywhopper 

a bid dick that whops into a camel toe and is pulled out really red

the man wollywhoppered his friends girlfriend to make him mad

wollywhopper by wollywhopper January 18, 2015