Wollywhomp

1. The process of one grabbing another by the penis, ripping it off, and shoving it up their anus.

"John shut the hell up, or I swear to god I will Wollywhomp you so hard your nipples will explode."

My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.

I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.

My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.

by Jaxz February 23, 2011

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Collywhompkins

Crazy, out of whack, messed up; more so than "caddywhompus"; or
The evolved form of "caddywhompus."

Dude, that's so collywhompkins.

by Peachy-Keen July 24, 2009

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gollywhompus

Something that is crooked, not straight, off center, or not looking nice.

Dude, that picture frame is totally gollywhompus.

by l8ghthen8ght September 25, 2011

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Wollygomper

Noun:

A word used to describe a dirty prostitute who is so filled with Confederate jizz that no Union man would touch her.

1. I thought that Martha was an honest woman. Turns out she's a god damn Wollygomper.

2. That Wollygomper has sucked off so many Rebels, she'll be shitting Confederate jizz.

3. I wouldn't fuck that wollygomper with YOUR dick!

by Leapin' Lizards July 14, 2017

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mollywhomp

a) The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment.

b) To beat severely about the head and shoulders.

(see also: pwn)

"Man, we were playing team slayer on Halo 2 last night, and got totally mollywhomped 50-7."

"A young punk got completely mollywhomped last night leaving 2 black eyes and severe bruises that have him in critical condition."

by Adam Holloway July 21, 2005

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