Wizdom 

The Advanced Level of “Wisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.

After he became an Apprentice Wizard of Love, his great Wizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic.

Wizdom by Rich Malory January 12, 2010

Wizdom 

Wizdom is the act where a wizard sexually dominates a partner or multiple partners and often involves magic

Guy 1: why did that girl fuck Gandalf?

Guy 2: you didn’t know she was into Wizdom

Guy 1: oh, ok that makes sense.

Wizdom by Adolfjoesphstalinhitler January 18, 2022

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

Wisdom Bomb by MomFatale September 20, 2014

wisdom wank 

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014

Wisdom of the weed 

When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.

A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....

John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?

David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.

Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....

Wisdom of the weed by LabMom September 22, 2009

Beaver wisdom 

Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.

Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!

Beaver wisdom by An Actual Fatty Catty December 13, 2018

Testicular Wisdom

As your intelligence increases your testicles become the storage for the excess intelligence, the testicles grow big and full of knowledge.

Barry: "Doctor Wells! Your testicles are huge!!"

Doctor Wells: "I know Barry, I'm a genius. Testicular Wisdom, look it up."

Testicular Wisdom by Salmon Sam December 10, 2019