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You know how every forum has a few idiots who think they're genuine geniuses, but in fact they're just cocky, obnoxious, shit-for-brain teenagers? Wizzdom, as opposite to wisdom. To be used sarcastically
Thank you for your words of wizzdom
wizzdom by Jans March 12, 2005
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a land where pissing publicly is praised and exposing the body part relieving it's self is openly applauded
lf a place like Wizzdom existed l could just drop my draws anywhere and piss with great abandon !
wizzdom by Timouthy Titmouse August 28, 2020
Referring to the urination out of the male dick.
My nigga had two kidney stones and he wizzdem both out.
Wizzdem by G-Boy June 11, 2006
THE ALPHA WHO FUCKS pl4netneptunes super tight pushy it's shaped yo match my di k
Wizdomm I want you to fucck me in the ass so hard
Wizdomm by Jw061009 January 16, 2022

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Y’all can’t disrespect this god😹 y’all below him
wizdom<33#6969 by Yogag February 6, 2022
The Advanced Level of “Wisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.
After he became an Apprentice Wizard of Love, his great Wizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic.
Wizdom by Rich Malory January 12, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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