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What your husband now spends thousands of hours looking at on the internet instead of what he use to look at.
The overwhelming list of applications to choose from, that have taken over the obsessions of the Blackberryphiles.
The overwhelming list of applications to choose from, that have taken over the obsessions of the Blackberryphiles.
I walked in to the office this morning and caught my husband Googling images of "Blackberry". I wish I'd never bought him it. Forget "Golf widow" I am a Blackberry widow. He spends all his time now looking at Blackberry porn.
by LabMom November 28, 2009
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by LabMom December 28, 2009
Get the Labulous mug.A term of endearment for a pet female Labrador dog.
Generally in use by owners of female Labradors, who wish to display the level of affection felt for such a worthy animal.
(See also: Labradorable)
Generally in use by owners of female Labradors, who wish to display the level of affection felt for such a worthy animal.
(See also: Labradorable)
by LabMom June 25, 2009
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Named after the scenes in Tom & Jerry cartoons when they put a toe on the street and millions of cars rush by, they remove the toe and the street is quiet again.
Named after the scenes in Tom & Jerry cartoons when they put a toe on the street and millions of cars rush by, they remove the toe and the street is quiet again.
Let's cross over here, I can't be bothered to walk to the crossing and there's nothing coming....(enter billions of cars from nowhere)....uh oh, damn Tom And Jerry Effect.
by LabMom March 6, 2010
Get the Tom and Jerry effect mug.A web-whoops. One of the most common internet misspellings, where the intended word was "great" but the fingers were faster than the brain, and the brain forgot to spell-check. Other examples are coming and account, becoming "comign" and acocunt.
Excusable in ordinary conversation, but a disaster in an argument or flame war.
Excusable in ordinary conversation, but a disaster in an argument or flame war.
I took my son to Chuck E Cheese, it was greta!
Did you see the game? it was greta!
For vacation, we went to the Greta Lakes.
Did you see the game? it was greta!
For vacation, we went to the Greta Lakes.
by LabMom November 3, 2009
Get the greta mug.A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.
It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.
by LabMom July 30, 2009
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by LabMom March 18, 2010
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