Wizbank

The act of not meeting up to expectations; not being on point; messed up; opposite of fleek

1. Tony Romo's season is nothing shy of wizbank.
2. That girl has a nice body but her grill is wizbank
3 . My mom made some wizbank chicken cutlets last night and I threw up

by NYR61 March 30, 2016

wizzank

Rubbish, not very good, utter crap, formed from the Snoop way of adding 'izz' to words for no particular reason - was originally 'wank'

Hey Jim what do you think of my new car?

Not impressed mate, it's a pile of old wizzank

by Russ T Bitz October 22, 2008

WizBang

Where you place glitter on your butt and then fart it into someone's face.

Dave: I can't believe you WizBanged Shaun yesterday!

by Guy-In-The-Fire January 13, 2020

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005

Jennifer Wilbanks

-Spoiled supposed "religious" whore who faked her own kidnapping and even played on racist fears by saying that she was kidnapped by a Spanish man.

-Didn't have the honesty and balls to just call off her wedding and have some dignity to do so.

-Slut who left her fiance because he wanted to get married first before having sex and that "frustrated" her.

-Over-rated now famous ho with a fugly face and freaky-ass bulging eyes who has a multi-million dollar book deal to tell her "story"

Man, could you believe that bug-eyed Southern ho Jennifer Wilbanks? The nerve of her to leave her fiance just cuz he didn't wanna have sex!

by LoganLesnarMarvel June 11, 2006

witbank

A rather dodgy town in south africa. Usually inahabited by men who's mullets are the lentgth of his list of wifes married. "In witbank its believed that if you drive slower than 30 they steel of your mags and if you drive faster than 30 they think you wnat to dice!"

The only virgin in witbank is the one that can run faster than her dad.

by stevie felle September 14, 2011

wilbanks

(wil bangks) v. 1. To act callously and with total disregard for the feelings of others. 2. To behave erratically and irresponsibly. 3. To run away and hide like a coward. - wilbanksed, wilbanksing, wilbankser adj.

That stupid, brainless bitch totally wilbanksed me.

by razer May 4, 2005