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To get so drunk that you don't remember anything and undertake potentially fire-able offences
I went out drinking last week and so Witts'd that I ran naked through the town
Witts'd by bad boy wittsy May 27, 2019
Words you can keep
Ugly, bald guy most likely tall, nice but stern at the same time, will protect his loved ones at all costs
d'witt by Spintos October 3, 2023

Dr. Watts 

The sexual act of tasering a girl while your penis is inside of her. The electricity should be stimulating to the genitalia.
I gave my girlfriend the Dr. Watts for her birthday, it was epic.

Dude why won't Hannah text me back?

Probably because you gave her the Dr. Watts last night.

ditty witty 

When you're doing sit ups and your balls get crushed between your legs.
I would have passed the Phys. Ed exam, but I got a ditty witty.
ditty witty by Sisenior May 20, 2019

Devan Witt 

One who loves to have thumbs and other objects put into his buthole and other bodily cavities. One who sleeps while dreaming of other mens body parts in his. Has been known for screaming and moaning in his sleep. Loves to have other warm MALE bodies atop his own and dreams of the day that one man will finally satisfy is ever-loving desire for a warm, throbing, thick, juicy male genitlia to be thrust into his buttox. Great roommate though! Known for being extremely organized and always ontop of his business. But back to the main topic Devan's are also known for loving the same gender whether it is a girl or guy all Devans love the feeling of the same gender on there skin. Have very poor dance skills, one might even say that there dancing compares to that of the organism named shelby. Lastly to conclude todays lesson Devan's are infatuated with the idea of thumbs. Thank you that is all!
"OMG did you hear that Devan Witt last night?!"
"Yea whats worse is he's my roommate!"
"Wow sorry bro!"

"Man I feel like such a Devan Witt looking at that other guys ass"
"Your such a Devan BRO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Devan Witt by Best-roomamte-EVER October 24, 2012

darnell watts 

Darnell Watts is a person who gets all of the females and is usually a sexy lightskin.
I seen Darnell Watts sleal my girl.
darnell watts by _25 December 19, 2017
A dry watt or dry watts is simply what black people call an equalizer for car audio equipment.
Yo does dis cd playa have them dry watts son
Dry watts by CC 3631 May 24, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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