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To get so drunk that you don't remember anything and undertake potentially fire-able offences
I went out drinking last week and so Witts'd that I ran naked through the town
Witts'd by bad boy wittsy May 27, 2019
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d'witt Witts'd dwitter dwitting dwittle dwitty D.A.N D.A. D d.s.
a dwittle is an annoying person
your such a dwittle
dwittle by alussa September 15, 2021
To dwitter is the act of twittering while drunk. While your friends may find if fun, it may turn a fun evening into an CLM if your manager follows you on twitter.
I really need to stop dwittering when out with my friends.
dwitter by foreme October 3, 2009

dwitting 

The dangerous act of driving while texting. Word derived from acronym DWT
You can get killed by dwitting.
dwitting by Word Engineer May 4, 2011
Flicking nipples so hard, that the persons nipple turns black and yellow
Yes You just dwitty my titty
dwitty by Tyho November 14, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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