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To get so drunk that you don't remember anything and undertake potentially fire-able offences
I went out drinking last week and so Witts'd that I ran naked through the town
Witts'd by bad boy wittsy May 27, 2019
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Claire Witts 

A very pretty girl who is the best at everything. You won’t regret meeting her.
Also very cute.
You look very pretty today Claire Witts
Now you say thank you.
Thank you.

Witshrug 

When somebody is experiencing an extreme situation, and shrug with complete indifference because he has seen 1000 times worst.
John witshurged when the guy pointed his revolver at him because he knew he wasn't ready to kill. John got shot numerous times and he's able to recognize real killers from fake thugs.

When his friend asked him how he could witshrug when his life was in danger, he answered "I come from Medellin's guetto Pablo, this guy wouldn't kill a fly sucking his balls' dry"
Witshrug by mathieul April 2, 2021

garrett watts 

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler
garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.

Ed Witten 

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Garrett Watts 

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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP
Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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