Holiday greeting which is acceptable for dissemination to anyone, is politically correct and entirely
non-offensive; yet contains no substance and is really
annoying.
Please accept my
non-denominational holiday wishes with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith or sexual preference of the wish.