Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).
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Get the 1987 spring break nipples mug.Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!
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Get the oreo mug.when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake
oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.
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Get the mother in law mug.when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.
Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.
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Get the bench that pussy mug.When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!
So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !
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