22 definitions by SexyTexan

18yr old nipples

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

by SexyTexan January 5, 2012

tread heel

when someone has such bad deep cracked heels that you can use a penny to measure the depth like on a tire

she was banging in all departments except she had tread heel, poor thing.

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

dumptruck juice

when you are on the highway and see a dumptruck dripping out liqiud/juice usually of white in color.

i was stuck in traffic behind a dumptruck slingin dumptruck juice all over my car!

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

bang unit

Just like a police gang unit but mmm not really the same goal in mind they patrol the streets in a pack looking to get laid.

Man me and my bang unit went out saturday nite and really cleaned up the streets and put the girls in the sheets.

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

birds in the sky

when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers

so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.

by SexyTexan January 5, 2012

defcon 4

When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!

All was good then someone forgot to fax a deadline and we went straight to defcon 4!!

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012