18yr old nipples

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples
man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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storm brewing in the Gulf

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).
Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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bench that pussy

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.
Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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clit on lockdown

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!
So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.
OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!
by SexyTexan January 06, 2012
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oreo

Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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perch bait

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake
oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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