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asscrack cleavage

asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.
i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...
by SexyTexan March 15, 2012
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banging distance

banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.
30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.
by SexyTexan March 15, 2012
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bang unit

Just like a police gang unit but mmm not really the same goal in mind they patrol the streets in a pack looking to get laid.
Man me and my bang unit went out saturday nite and really cleaned up the streets and put the girls in the sheets.
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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SBC aka sweaty butt crack

When your outside and its so hot u have sweat running down the crack of your ass SBC aka sweaty butt crack.
I was on a date the other afternoon at the park and had some serious SBC aka sweaty butt crack going on and was freaked out she would notice!
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.
So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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clit on lockdown

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!
So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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storm brewing in the Gulf

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).
Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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