Definitions by SexyTexan

asscrack cleavage 

asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.

i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...

asscrack cleavage by SexyTexan March 15, 2012

banging distance 

banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.

30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.

banging distance by SexyTexan March 15, 2012

bang unit 

Just like a police gang unit but mmm not really the same goal in mind they patrol the streets in a pack looking to get laid.

Man me and my bang unit went out saturday nite and really cleaned up the streets and put the girls in the sheets.

bang unit by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

SBC aka sweaty butt crack 

When your outside and its so hot u have sweat running down the crack of your ass SBC aka sweaty butt crack.

I was on a date the other afternoon at the park and had some serious SBC aka sweaty butt crack going on and was freaked out she would notice!

SBC aka sweaty butt crack by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

breast wishes 

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

breast wishes by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

clit on lockdown 

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!

So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !

clit on lockdown by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

storm brewing in the Gulf 

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).

Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!

storm brewing in the Gulf by SexyTexan January 12, 2012