Wiseballs

1) Someone who lacks complete confidence, Hesitates when speaking and defends himslef when you shake his hand because he is so used to people hitting him.

"Spot the Wiseballs!"

Wiseballs by Clint Ashfield July 26, 2003

Wireball 

1.) A computer with messy cabling or cabling that won't let you close the cover.
2.) The main character in a BASIC video game written in 1986 for Ataris.
3.) The One True Wireball - he who controls the domain.

The cabling in the Wireball computer reminded us of a hippie's tangled hair. That's not a compliment. (sic)

Wireball by David MacCarter November 26, 2003

Wereballs 

Having an extremely excessive amount of hair on your balls.

Mike- "Hey, did you hear about Jeremy?"
AJ- "No, what about him?"
Mike- "He apparently got bit on the sack by a werewolf."
AJ- "What do you mean?"
Mike- "He has wereballs."

Wereballs by time4uteruseve October 4, 2010

iseballs 

It's a homosexual girl also named Isabella. Usually likes crappy music like Imagination Dragons and BTR. Has one gay dog but the other one is chill. Downs chicken wings like it’s a penis, but that not how she got the jaw problem. She doesn’t like Muslims but she’s aight

Man she downed that plate of wings in 5 seconds!
Ik man she is iseballs

iseballs by Tiny Turtle Cock January 30, 2019

woeballs 

The joining of woe, "A feeling of extreme depression" and balls, "Can be used to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc" to describe situations that require something more hard-hitting.

Person 1: "Did you hear about that ginger dude? Turns out he's also got syphilis"

Person 2: "Utter woeballs for him then!"

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Person 1: "So I heard you got fired last week?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I've been in a state of woeballs ever since"

woeballs by Gherm March 14, 2008

Wineballs 

noun. someone that jacks off on a Friday night in his room, forgets to lock the door, while another male person suddenly comes in, acutely drunk and yells "carry on good sir". Afterwards he fervently denies what happened by calling everyone lying fucks, inferring that you did.

adj.; to speak only to critique, complain, or bitch with a mumbling voice, never doing anything to change the problems being complained about.

ex. noun. Blake pulled a Wineballs last weekend.
ex. adj. Zack has been speaking wineballishly last night.

Wineballs by Dirty TH January 28, 2008

Winkballs 

Exactly what it sounds like.

The gentle caress of a woman's singular eyelash on the underside of your balls as she winks.
Part 2 of D Procedure.
Do not get a Winkballs on its own or else you risk a case of diablimblimbsaphumphalis.

Keete gave the entire squad a Winkballs. So now we have the blimblimbs.
Peanut offered me a Winkballs but I politely declined.

Winkballs by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022