Winkballs

Exactly what it sounds like.

The gentle caress of a woman's singular eyelash on the underside of your balls as she winks.
Part 2 of D Procedure.
Do not get a Winkballs on its own or else you risk a case of diablimblimbsaphumphalis.

Keete gave the entire squad a Winkballs. So now we have the blimblimbs.
Peanut offered me a Winkballs but I politely declined.

by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022

Winball

The snowball effect of winning.
The advantages gained by winning once lead to more wins in the future which then lead to even more advantages going forward.

This politician experienced a Winball effect after they won their first primary election which caused their approval rating to go up and donations to come in which then led to another win which then caused their approval rating to go up again and more donations to come in.

by TDinKS March 6, 2020

armoured wankball

A far more sensible name for "American Football", a game that rarely involves feet and certainly nothing ball-shaped.

I was arguing with an American over which was better, football or armoured wankball.

by Satan J. Dogbeast May 27, 2009

Wineballs

noun. someone that jacks off on a Friday night in his room, forgets to lock the door, while another male person suddenly comes in, acutely drunk and yells "carry on good sir". Afterwards he fervently denies what happened by calling everyone lying fucks, inferring that you did.

adj.; to speak only to critique, complain, or bitch with a mumbling voice, never doing anything to change the problems being complained about.

ex. noun. Blake pulled a Wineballs last weekend.
ex. adj. Zack has been speaking wineballishly last night.

by Dirty TH January 28, 2008

Wiseballs

1) Someone who lacks complete confidence, Hesitates when speaking and defends himslef when you shake his hand because he is so used to people hitting him.

"Spot the Wiseballs!"

by Clint Ashfield July 26, 2003