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Winkballs 

Exactly what it sounds like.

The gentle caress of a woman's singular eyelash on the underside of your balls as she winks.
Part 2 of D Procedure.
Do not get a Winkballs on its own or else you risk a case of diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Keete gave the entire squad a Winkballs. So now we have the blimblimbs.
Peanut offered me a Winkballs but I politely declined.
Winkballs by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
Words you can keep
The snowball effect of winning.
The advantages gained by winning once lead to more wins in the future which then lead to even more advantages going forward.
This politician experienced a Winball effect after they won their first primary election which caused their approval rating to go up and donations to come in which then led to another win which then caused their approval rating to go up again and more donations to come in.
Winball by TDinKS March 6, 2020

armoured wankball

A far more sensible name for "American Football", a game that rarely involves feet and certainly nothing ball-shaped.
I was arguing with an American over which was better, football or armoured wankball.

Wineballs 

noun. someone that jacks off on a Friday night in his room, forgets to lock the door, while another male person suddenly comes in, acutely drunk and yells "carry on good sir". Afterwards he fervently denies what happened by calling everyone lying fucks, inferring that you did.

adj.; to speak only to critique, complain, or bitch with a mumbling voice, never doing anything to change the problems being complained about.

ex. noun. Blake pulled a Wineballs last weekend.
ex. adj. Zack has been speaking wineballishly last night.
Wineballs by Dirty TH January 28, 2008
1) Someone who lacks complete confidence, Hesitates when speaking and defends himslef when you shake his hand because he is so used to people hitting him.
"Spot the Wiseballs!"
Wiseballs by Clint Ashfield July 26, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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