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Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
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Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
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Wifey Pussy

The kind of pussy your wouldn’t mind for the rest of your life! It may not be the tightest ,but it’s great, it’s wet and fits you perfectly and always gives what it’s supposed to give.
Aww man,I met this girl,she had some Wifey Pussy,I can wife it fasho!
by Virgo1985 February 21, 2022
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pussy wipe

An undesirable or offensive person -- similar to ass wipe, but reserved for one who is even more offensive.
Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck
by Manny November 25, 2003
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Pussy wiped

When a male is so wiped on a girl, he becomes a bitch and dose anything and everything she wants.
1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.

2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped
by Zak2fly April 26, 2010
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pussy wipe

An undesirable or offensive person --similar to ass wipe but reserved for one who is even more offensive.
Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck
by Manny November 25, 2003
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Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022
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