Wipey Puss 

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

Wipey Puss by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Wipey Puss 

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

Wipey Puss by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Wifey Pussy

The kind of pussy your wouldn’t mind for the rest of your life! It may not be the tightest ,but it’s great, it’s wet and fits you perfectly and always gives what it’s supposed to give.

Aww man,I met this girl,she had some Wifey Pussy,I can wife it fasho!

Wifey Pussy by Virgo1985 February 21, 2022

pussy wipe 

An undesirable or offensive person -- similar to ass wipe, but reserved for one who is even more offensive.

Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck

pussy wipe by Manny November 25, 2003

Pussy wiped 

When a male is so wiped on a girl, he becomes a bitch and dose anything and everything she wants.

1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.

2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped

Pussy wiped by Zak2fly April 26, 2010

pussy wipe 

An undesirable or offensive person --similar to ass wipe but reserved for one who is even more offensive.

Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck

pussy wipe by Manny November 25, 2003

Pussy Wipe 

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.

Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.

Pussy Wipe by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022