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Wipey Puss 

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
Wipey Puss by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Wipey Puss 

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
Wipey Puss by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Chief no Wipey

The act of going #2 and then immediately showering instead of using toilet paper. The term came into existence when an Encinitas man went on vacation with friends and let them know how badly he needed to poop. Upon arriving at the hotel the man pooped & showered. However, his friends noticed that the toilet paper was still neatly folded. Thus the term Chief no Wipey came into existence.
I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom today & had to pull a chief no wipey

Jizz Wiper 

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.
Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.
Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016

memory wipe 

A real dumb ass, someone who doesn't get it, as if they've lost their mind.
You know not what you speak of, memory wipe.
memory wipe by WordMan1965 March 31, 2014

Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work
Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe
Razzy Wipe by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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