Winters Day

A strange and extreme sexual act where-by the male ejaculates, and try's his hardest to make his load shoot up his partners nose, whilst slapping her cheeks at such a force that they turn red, thus making the partner look as if though they have just been out all day in the winter, with rosey cheeks and a runny nose.

Gunther longed to give Eva a winters day.

by J May 3, 2005

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

First Day of Winter Nude

On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude

Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*

by . October 7, 2023

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Dog Days of Winter

A time of the year lasting from early January through mid February that is antiannum of Dog Days of Summer.

We're getting a lot of snow during the Dog Days of Winter.

by cosmic user September 20, 2018

Dog Days of Winter

When it is so cold out that you don't mind holding a steaming bag of dog poo in your hand.

Hey don't shake hands with Ed because of the dog days of winter.

by Sedona Haver January 28, 2011