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Winnitude 

Winnitude!
Winnitude by Eliel3 September 18, 2010
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Wantitude 

Wantitude is the ratio of desire for someone or somethin
i have a stronger level of wantitude for that brownie, but i have low wantitude for that cupcake
Wantitude by ilovewantitude January 26, 2011
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wangitude 

A wang described in terms of a vector (i.e. has direction and magnitude)
As she walked past, he lost control of his wangitude.
wangitude by Anon April 29, 2004

wifeitude 

When your wife does something(s) that is contrary to common sense but could care less.
me: If you would've waited until tomorrow, you could've planted the roses in the flower bed that I'm now preparing. Instead, you planted them in with the vegetables, which looks stupid.

my wife: Shut up, I'll do what I want.

me : wifeitude! (under my breath)

wimpitude 

The scale amount that determines how much of a pussy you are.
Whoa, dude, did you check out Daniel? He won't do this totally awesome and reckless stunt with us.

Yeah, his wimpitude meter is way off the bar.
wimpitude by catastian May 12, 2016

whinitude 

When people are constantly little bitches about life. Usually have over dramatic reaction to every event in life.
This guy is complaining about his pay. He makes 750 k this year!
--Yes. He's like that over everything. He's got a real whinitude.
whinitude by H8Fobbits July 9, 2017

wangitude 

An undisciplined wang. Shows no respect for anyone nearby.
The bitch could not contain the wangitude and so it spit in her face.
wangitude by Dirty Steve April 23, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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