Winnitus

When you're too fucking bad-ass for life.

Amanda: Jordan's got major winnitus.

by Too Damn True December 29, 2010

Winnits

Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair

i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower

by b1nn7 August 28, 2006

winnits

bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.

haha he's got winnits

by ass February 9, 2003

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

Winnits

dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.

"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".

by DannyCoonfishH October 21, 2010

Winnits

Small ball like, shit pieces hanging from the hairs of an uncleaned/dirty anus.

I licked the winnits of my ex girlfriend Lauren.

by Jack Oldfield N.Wales June 1, 2019

Winnits

The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus

Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?

by jamesinoz November 25, 2007