windscreen 

Windscreen is a British word for screening the wind on televition.

The windscreen is on Channel 5 News, showing postman pat's mail getting blown away :O

windscreen by horeandre September 11, 2017

windscreen wiper 

licking semen off your cheeks

“that guy is a total windscreen wiper”

windscreen wiper by Aaron Connolly July 28, 2023

Windscreen wiper 

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

Windscreen wiper by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024

Windscreen Face

An Insult Guided directly towards people who wear glasses

<Hey Windscreen Face)
(I Told you I am not A Windscreen Wiper Face>
<Then what are those on your face?)
(THEY'RE GLASSES!>
<Nerd!)
(*frustration*>

Windscreen Face by Urban Non-Fictionary March 18, 2026

Windscreen Wipers

A highly repetitive form of northern soul dancing.

That dancing is same, same... I've seen more variation in windscreen wipers.

Windscreen Wipers by Mecca Ghost July 30, 2026

essex windscreen wiper 

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

essex windscreen wiper by EssexDave May 15, 2016

rusty windscreen wiper 

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger

Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper

rusty windscreen wiper by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009