windscreen

Windscreen is a British word for screening the wind on televition.

The windscreen is on Channel 5 News, showing postman pat's mail getting blown away :O

by horeandre September 11, 2017

windscreen wiper

licking semen off your cheeks

“that guy is a total windscreen wiper”

by Aaron Connolly July 28, 2023

Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024

Windscreen Face

An Insult Guided directly towards people who wear glasses

<Hey Windscreen Face)
(I Told you I am not A Windscreen Wiper Face>
<Then what are those on your face?)
(THEY'RE GLASSES!>
<Nerd!)
(*frustration*>

by Urban Non-Fictionary March 18, 2026

essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

by EssexDave May 15, 2016

rusty windscreen wiper

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger

Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper

by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009

shit on my windscreen

A statement of joy.

Shit on my windscreen that's awesome.

by jaqx0r December 11, 2010