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Windass refers to when a user on an internet message board posts news late or repeats a post made earlier by another user.
It originates from the banrsleyfc.org.uk message boards when rumours of him signing for barnsley were being posted by several people days and even weeks after it had already been posted. 'Dean Windass, 5 match ban' is another form which originates from posters again reporting old news of Mr Windass being given a 5 match ban.
You've been Windassed
Windass by DeanWindass July 7, 2008
Words you can keep

Dom Windass 

A form of CBT torture in where a man has iron nails hammered into his balls and then is forced to push out a fart and if he doesn’t the nails get hammered in more.
Are you ready for your Dom Windass appointment.
Dom Windass by Ballsuckingpriest1337 September 1, 2021

josh windass 

sexiest football player EVER people call him arrogant but they just jealous of his confidence
barry bannan: windass you are so confident and amazing I love you

josh windass: I know

Windpassing

A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.
He tried not to pass wind, as the wind passed through Windpassing.
Windpassing by djslut October 1, 2005

Windansea Surf Rats 

Punk kids who live in La Jolla and pretend to be poor surf trash. Usually have shitty tattoos of crosses, cigarettes, or martinis on their arm. Enjoy petty vandalism, usually with surf wax. Too chicken shit to act like a true gang. Well to do parents keep them out of any significant trouble.
Look at that Windansea Surf Rats, he's 120 lbs of pure pussy repellant.
Windahs is the Australian way to pronounce the popular OS known as Windows
"oi cunt, i got windahs xp pro, you only got 98"
Windahs by 002 March 27, 2003
very cool, fandabbydozi!!
Bob "Here is a million pounds"
Bungo "Wikdass!"
wikdass by Katrina February 5, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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