Windass refers to when a user on an internet message board posts news late or repeats a post made earlier by another user.
It originates from the banrsleyfc.org.uk message boards when rumours of him signing for barnsley were being posted by several people days and even weeks after it had already been posted. 'Dean Windass, 5 match ban' is another form which originates from posters again reporting old news of Mr Windass being given a 5 match ban.
n. The source of anything presented as fact that sounds unverified, unbelievable or otherwise devoid of fact.
Adj. Anyone who over-quotes internetbased "knowledge exchanges", like Wikipedia, Wikianswers, Answers.com, etc.
Noun
Son: Dad, Tiësto is bigger than Elvis!
Dad: Where'd you pull that from, your Wikiass?
Adjective:
Guy #1: Dude, Steve Jobs was the greatest inventor-genius of all time. He's been cited as primary or co-inventor on 241 patents in the US Patent Office.
Guy #2: How do you even know that?
Guy #1: Answers.com! And did you know Steve Wozniak is worth about $6.2 Billion?
Guy #3 (under his breath): What a Wikiass.
A form of CBTtorture in where a man has iron nails hammered into his balls and then is forced to push out a fart and if he doesn’t the nails get hammered in more.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."