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willy washer 

Someone who cleans willy's by oral suction.
Those Willy Washers get some amount of pay for a days job.
willy washer by rws80085 April 24, 2007

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.
"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen
Wally Wash by colonial crunch December 20, 2010

willy washer 

a willy washer is when you pee in a urinal and some liquid (either water or urine) splashes back on you
dude i just went in to the bathroom and i got a total willy washer
willy washer by Conor Mc May 8, 2005

Willy washing 

The act of a man brainwashing a woman into delusion, by using their penis.
Greg: “i don’t love you anymore”
Tracey: “ I love you too
(the act of willy washing)
Willy washing by Men hater September 14, 2025

washington wet willy

It's when a female is performing oral sex on a male, or male on male..., and just as the male is about to ejaculate he sticks his penis in the performers ear -wet willy- and ejaculates all in their ear.
This chick was giving me a blowjob one night, and i gave her a washington wet willy! She loved it.

washed up willy nelson 

a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state
"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week