Williford

Mexican by race but Taliban by profession.

He may be from Mexico but he looks like a terrorist, what a williford.

Williford by whitlockineeps October 18, 2010

The Williford 

When you tuck your shirt in while not wearing a belt

Look at that guy pulling The Williford.

The Williford by The Captain69 October 7, 2022

A Williford 

Tucking shirt in while not wearing a belt

Look at that guy pulling A Williford

A Williford by The Captain69 October 7, 2022

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

wilford brimley by OneBetter May 27, 2006

willifer 

The piece of poo that gets stuck on your butt hair

check out that willifer on that sheep

willifer by prince william harry November 8, 2010