wilford 

the greatest guy that can ever exist. wilford is the kind of guy that would carry your stuff up any flight of stairs. could be boring and plain at times, but overall an amazing person.

(if you are a wilford please marry me)

wilford likes monkeys.

wilford by ilalu August 24, 2022

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

wilford brimley by OneBetter May 27, 2006

Wilford Warfstashe

A persona of markiplier...(is murderous)

Markiplier: Well hellow everybody...its me...Wilford Warfstashe

Wilford Warfstashe by Katirina rain October 25, 2016

Wilford Brimley

Anthony Wilford Brimley (1934-2020) was an American actor who became famous for appearing in educational commercials for diabetes, where he often mispronounced the disease as "Diabeetus." He also appeared in ads for Quaker Oats.

"Diabeetus bad. Quaker good."

-Wilford Brimley, probably

Wilford Brimley by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021

wilford brimley

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.

wilford brimley by Big SHug November 29, 2007