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wilford warfstache
A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him
Except his boyfriend Dark
Except his boyfriend Dark
Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3
wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018
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Wilford Brimley
Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
wilford brimley
wilford brimley by OneBetter May 27, 2006
Wilford Warfstashe
Wilford Warfstashe by Katirina rain October 25, 2016
Wilford Brimley
Anthony Wilford Brimley (1934-2020) was an American actor who became famous for appearing in educational commercials for diabetes, where he often mispronounced the disease as "Diabeetus." He also appeared in ads for Quaker Oats.
Wilford Brimley by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021
wilford brimley
To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.
Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.
wilford brimley by Big SHug November 29, 2007
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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