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William Shatnered 

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.
I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.
William Shatnered by Phartman December 24, 2009

william shatner 

The only actor in the world that spends the first half of his career building a name for himself and then spends the second half making fun of it.
Ever since he did that skit on SNL where he told people at a convention to get a life, Shatner had been mocking himself.
william shatner by insanitos January 30, 2004

William Shatner'd 

To defecate, poop, dump, crap, shit, or shat your pants.
Aw, man. I just William Shatner'd myself.

william shatner 

A multi-faceted entertainer who is very good at remaking himself for a new audience. Reference Star Trek, TJ Hooker, Boston Legal or his CD Has Been.
I need to pull a william shatner at my new job.
william shatner by kori lewis September 29, 2005

William Shatnering 

When someone has a bad connection in Call of Duty and they move around like William Shatner in Family Guy.
Guy 1: Argh, I can't shoot him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's William Shatnering.
Guy 1: Yeah, wait, what?
Guy 2: He's William Shatnering.. look it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Okay... homo.

William Shatner 911 

Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.

A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.
Uh oh, I think I have a William Shatner 911 brewing from them chilli dogs last night - Gotta run!