Lily_of_Geeks's definitions

April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

Guitar Hero Eyes

When after playing a long ass song on Guitar Hero, everything seems to move toward you.

Dude, playing "One" made me get Guitar Hero eyes.

by Lily_of_Geeks July 24, 2009

attracne

facial blemishes that improve a person's looks

Steve's attracne helped him gain popularity among the female clubgoers.

by Lily_of_Geeks September 25, 2009

Lucky Charms

Count Chocula for white people

Lucky Charms' marshmallows tast like sidewalk chalk. Go Count Chocula!

by Lily_of_Geeks September 4, 2009

Diet Mountain Dew

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.

See Essence of Late Nights.

Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 9, 2009

Life, Reality, and Time

The three main illusions brought on by an absence of alcohol.

"After Dan woke up on Monday, he experienced heavy symptoms of Life, Reality, and Time."

by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009

William Shatner'd

To defecate, poop, dump, crap, shit, or shat your pants.

Aw, man. I just William Shatner'd myself.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009