Lily_of_Geeks's definitions

Madolf Bitler

Madolf Bitler is a 21st century dictator who is the source of the mass murdering of gingers. His minions are known as Yahtzees.

"Madolf Bitler just murdered the ginger kid from Harry Potter."

by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009

obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.

Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.

by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009

April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

one and one and one is three

Really pointless Beatles lyric from "Come Together"

One and one and one is three!

...

by Lily_of_Geeks August 29, 2009

Essence of Late Nights

Doritos, Mountain Dew, and video games. Also known as Gaming Gold.

"Hey, can we stop at Meijer? We need some Essence of Late Nights."

by Lily_of_Geeks July 10, 2009

Neil Patrick Harris

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.

Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

Life, Reality, and Time

The three main illusions brought on by an absence of alcohol.

"After Dan woke up on Monday, he experienced heavy symptoms of Life, Reality, and Time."

by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009