Jesus

the most famous zombie ever

romero only WISHES he could cast jesus in a movie

by Lily_of_Geeks October 13, 2009

Life, Reality, and Time

The three main illusions brought on by an absence of alcohol.

"After Dan woke up on Monday, he experienced heavy symptoms of Life, Reality, and Time."

by Lily_of_Geeks May 17, 2009

My Chemical Romance Fans

There are three kinds:

Type 1: Thinks they are better than everyone else because they knew the band when they weren't popular.

Type 2: Started liking the band because of "The Black Parade"; considered "posers" by Type 1 fans.

Type 3: People who just LIKE THEIR FUCKING MUSIC, PERIOD. NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE "IMAGE" OF THE BAND. Pissed off because they, sadly, get classified with the other two types.

Dude #1: God, I'm really starting to hate the My Chemical Romance Fans.

Dude #2: Not all of 'em are assholes, man. Some of them are normal people who can carry on with their everyday lives while still enjoying the band's music.

Dude #1: Wow, I feel enlightened. I think I will go worship Neil Patrick Harris. Thank you.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 09, 2009

Neil Patrick Harris

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.

Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 09, 2009

Lucky Charms

Count Chocula for white people

Lucky Charms' marshmallows tast like sidewalk chalk. Go Count Chocula!

by Lily_of_Geeks September 04, 2009

readingasm

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm

watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms

by Lily_of_Geeks November 03, 2009

Diet Mountain Dew

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.

See Essence of Late Nights.

Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 09, 2009