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Will's Law 

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.
Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!
Will's Law by George Hoefer April 22, 2005

Will's Law 

A universal law that states "Without your sacrifice and actions of the past, the present would have turned out much worse."
Joe: I got stuck in traffic today. I wish I would have made that earlier left turn, I could have been 20 minutes earlier!
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.
Will's Law by The Button King September 30, 2020

against her will is against the law

Expression (chiefly American): an admonition to males engaging in sexual behavior with females that at any time the female expresses the wish to cease such activity, the male must immediately comply or risk potential legal consequences.
Any guy out on the town needs to remember the mantra "against her will is against the law."

The law of "Good Will Hunting" 

States that if an argument arises when discussing a certain actor's best movie, if said actor appeared in the movie "Good Will Hunting," the argument is over and "Good Will Hunting" is the best movie that actor appeared in
Idiot - Ben Affleck's best movie is Argo.

Intelligent Person - Ha! Nope, it's Good Will Hunting! The law of "Good Will Hunting" states I'm correct!

Will Lawhead 

Will Lawhead is a tall, handsome guy with sky blue eyes. he's smart, kind funny and thoughtful. and most of all he's better off with her.
Nadia{ Will Lawhead I miss the way i could stare into your eyes for hours and still be exited for when you kiss my ear.
Will Lawhead by Bear Bear JJ November 16, 2018

will lawrence 

A player who knows how to get girls but doesn’t know what to do with them or how to treat them. A backstabbing, liar.
It was a massive mistake when I dated will lawrence
will lawrence by anonymous October 6, 2020