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Wilkening 

A Wilkening is a crazy, funny person who spreads love. sometimes they are a bit annoying but you can't be mad at them because they are so friendly.
Did you talk to the Wilkening? He/She/It was soo friendly!
Wilkening by e2l0s0a6 June 11, 2020
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waldening 

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.
I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.
waldening by SovieD May 10, 2014

Nut Weakening 

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.
“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”
Nut Weakening by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

Wilsoning 

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.
Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!
Wilsoning by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005
The act of dousing yourself in one third of a can of LYNX deoderant in a vain attempt to emulate the icy cool effect of the Graham-like man in the advert.
"God can you smell that, someone has been Wickering again"
Wickering by S.X. Mann July 11, 2005

Wilkenings

(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.
Man, that blech was so loud from across the room that it must've been at least 8 Wilkenings
Wilkenings by David Jurgens September 25, 2003

wokening 

Being "woke" does not happen all at once -- it is a process, sometimes long and gradual. Sometimes it's interrupted by a bad relationship, family obligations, or just dumb choices.
Janie's Wokening began at age sixteen, but her grandmother wanted her married right away so she was not finally woke until she turned 40. But thank God she was because she helped a lot of people.
wokening by Hardy5 October 27, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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