Wilkening

A Wilkening is a crazy, funny person who spreads love. sometimes they are a bit annoying but you can't be mad at them because they are so friendly.

Did you talk to the Wilkening? He/She/It was soo friendly!

by e2l0s0a6 June 11, 2020

waldening

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

by SovieD May 10, 2014

Nut Weakening

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.

“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”

by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

Wilsoning

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!

by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005

Wickering

The act of dousing yourself in one third of a can of LYNX deoderant in a vain attempt to emulate the icy cool effect of the Graham-like man in the advert.

"God can you smell that, someone has been Wickering again"

by S.X. Mann July 11, 2005

Wilkenings

(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.

Man, that blech was so loud from across the room that it must've been at least 8 Wilkenings

by David Jurgens September 25, 2003

wokening

Being "woke" does not happen all at once -- it is a process, sometimes long and gradual. Sometimes it's interrupted by a bad relationship, family obligations, or just dumb choices.

Janie's Wokening began at age sixteen, but her grandmother wanted her married right away so she was not finally woke until she turned 40. But thank God she was because she helped a lot of people.

by Hardy5 October 27, 2020