wokening 

Being "woke" does not happen all at once -- it is a process, sometimes long and gradual. Sometimes it's interrupted by a bad relationship, family obligations, or just dumb choices.

Janie's Wokening began at age sixteen, but her grandmother wanted her married right away so she was not finally woke until she turned 40. But thank God she was because she helped a lot of people.

wokening by Hardy5 October 27, 2020

Wokeling

A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.

"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"

Wokeling by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020

HO-wakening 

When a person decides to share the bold facts of their sex life that would typically be kept secret or quite.

barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.

HO-wakening by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021

Wokeing 

Wokeing:

The act to bastardize a beloved franchise by remaking/rebooting said franchise to add far-Left ideologies (non-White Race swapping, Heterophobic acts, Anti-Capitalism, Misandry, Neo-Feminism, etc) that results in making a movie, game, show and so on into a political movement that results in the movie becoming a commercial disaster and leads to fans to hate what they once loved.

A large usage of Wokeing is by making a 'Strong Female Character' the sole focus; who can do everything several times better than the male leads, and is always the center of attention (e.g: Rey Palpatine, Capt. Marvel, Fa Mulan (2020)).

Person (A): Have you heard about that new Tomb Raider series? It's being worked on by Phoebe Waller Bridge.
Person (B): Oh great, so she's 'wokeing' that as well? She already ruined and emasculated James Bond and Han Solo. Guess I better get ready to see how she ruin Lara Croft.

Wokeing by Jeijay June 15, 2023

Wakening Mind Spasms 

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

Wakening Mind Spasms by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

Womening Up 

womening up
Verb

when you wake up with a hangover and notice all the women In your bed after your drunken new years sexcapade the previous night

Bro this morning I was womening up after the party and your sister was there

Womening Up by BigBoiBragl January 2, 2019

Wokeing 

Waking up in a retarded way

Faris is Wokeing a little too much today

Wokeing by LaziestAlien March 30, 2024