wokening
Being "woke" does not happen all at once -- it is a process, sometimes long and gradual. Sometimes it's interrupted by a bad relationship, family obligations, or just dumb choices.
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Wokeling
A portmanteau of woke and weakling.
The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."
"Wokeling"
"Wokeling"
Wokeling by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020
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HO-wakening
When a person decides to share the bold facts of their sex life that would typically be kept secret or quite.
barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.
HO-wakening by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021
Wokeing
Wokeing:
The act to bastardize a beloved franchise by remaking/rebooting said franchise to add far-Left ideologies (non-White Race swapping, Heterophobic acts, Anti-Capitalism, Misandry, Neo-Feminism, etc) that results in making a movie, game, show and so on into a political movement that results in the movie becoming a commercial disaster and leads to fans to hate what they once loved.
A large usage of Wokeing is by making a 'Strong Female Character' the sole focus; who can do everything several times better than the male leads, and is always the center of attention (e.g: Rey Palpatine, Capt. Marvel, Fa Mulan (2020)).
The act to bastardize a beloved franchise by remaking/rebooting said franchise to add far-Left ideologies (non-White Race swapping, Heterophobic acts, Anti-Capitalism, Misandry, Neo-Feminism, etc) that results in making a movie, game, show and so on into a political movement that results in the movie becoming a commercial disaster and leads to fans to hate what they once loved.
A large usage of Wokeing is by making a 'Strong Female Character' the sole focus; who can do everything several times better than the male leads, and is always the center of attention (e.g: Rey Palpatine, Capt. Marvel, Fa Mulan (2020)).
Wakening Mind Spasms
Scientific Pronoun
-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra
Originator: DR Ryan Swain
-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra
Originator: DR Ryan Swain
Wakening Mind Spasms by ScramGeek August 10, 2017
Womening Up
womening up
Verb
when you wake up with a hangover and notice all the women In your bed after your drunken new years sexcapade the previous night
Verb
when you wake up with a hangover and notice all the women In your bed after your drunken new years sexcapade the previous night
Womening Up by BigBoiBragl January 2, 2019
Wokeing
Wokeing by LaziestAlien March 30, 2024
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