Wilkenings

(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.

Man, that blech was so loud from across the room that it must've been at least 8 Wilkenings

Wilkenings by David Jurgens September 25, 2003

Wilkening 

A Wilkening is a crazy, funny person who spreads love. sometimes they are a bit annoying but you can't be mad at them because they are so friendly.

Did you talk to the Wilkening? He/She/It was soo friendly!

Wilkening by e2l0s0a6 June 11, 2020

The Willening 

Every time someone physically interrupts a performer of some sort. Even more so if a wife was involved either directly or indirectly. It's usually a joke at the wife's expense that triggers a textbook "The Willening".

T.I. once allegedly "The Willening'd" a stand up comedian that also talked about his wife.

The Willening by givafuk April 6, 2022