wiivening

Spending a night playing Nintendo Wii

'I can't wait to get home, I'm so keen for a massive wiivening'

by hollywood7 April 14, 2009

Wiivening

When you have friends come to your house in the evening to play Wii.

We are going to the Smith's house for a wiivening

by Beth Clements January 22, 2009

Wiivening in

Spending the night at home with a few of your mates playing in the Nintendo Wii

Me and Craig arn't going down the pub tonight....were going round his house to spend the Wiivening in!

by Mike Breakwell January 26, 2009

Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.

When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.

by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012

Wilkenings

(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.

Man, that blech was so loud from across the room that it must've been at least 8 Wilkenings

by David Jurgens September 25, 2003

Deep Whitening

Deep throating a girl with toothpaste on your dick.

My balls were burning while deep whitening that bitch.

by mrbingo November 30, 2011

Zoom whitening

The most painful tooth whitening system available. Performed by a dental technician, the Zoom whitening system can make your teeth up to eight shades lighter in just 45 minutes.

The Zoom whitening system consists of a high-concentration bleaching gel (a.k.a. hydrogen peroxide) and an ultraviolet light. The UV light accelerates the bleaching process and helps the hydrogen peroxide penetrate your teeth. The gel is applied for three 15-minute sessions for a total treatment time of 45 minutes.

Zoom whitening hurts like a motherfucker, which is why at-home whitening systems are still available. Custom-molded trays filled with dentist-dispensed gel are worn 1-2 hours a day for up to 14 days. Tooth sensitivity is less severe and should subside after a couple of days.

The Zoom whitening procedure begins with a plastic piece being placed in your mouth to hold it open (if you have a strong gag reflex, you won't last the entire procedure). A blue coating is painted onto your gums to prevent chemical burns. The whitening gel is then applied and an ultraviolet light is placed near your mouth. Protective eyewear is provided.

by Doctor K. B. March 24, 2009