A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.
Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.
The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.
Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.
Mathstesttomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.
a person (often a pre-teenmale) who farts in a bathtub so that they might bite the bubble it produces.
John, a legendary wiffer sniffer, leaned back in the bathtub with well-practiced ease and farted, then just as quickly, leaned forward again and bit the bubble.