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A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.
Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.
Wiffery by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn
Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.
Wifferdick by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015

tinkle-wiffer 

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures
snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this
tinkle-wiffer by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009

wifferdill 

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction
Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!
wifferdill by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wienie wiffer 

Jeez, we were at the gay bar last night, what a bunch of wienie wiffers. Bruce and Butch were in heaven!!
wienie wiffer by swancata February 3, 2006

wiffer sniffer 

a person (often a pre-teen male) who farts in a bathtub so that they might bite the bubble it produces.
John, a legendary wiffer sniffer, leaned back in the bathtub with well-practiced ease and farted, then just as quickly, leaned forward again and bit the bubble.
wiffer sniffer by danton June 20, 2006