Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.
the quality of life that set as the precedent by the female of a marital couple that dominates over a previous non-marital lifestyle or a lifestyle that is more accommodating to a male spouse
His Monday nightfootball parties with his drinking buddies was replaced with episodes of Dancing with the Stars. Frank now feels shame living in his new wifestyle.
What you call your friend who is married to the sameman that you are.
When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.