Wiffestel

The name given to someone who can not land a skillshot on leagueoflegends

Lol spencer the wiffestel

by Nelson293 April 27, 2016

wifesteps

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.

Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.

by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011

wifestyle

The change in a single man's living habits dictated by the new spouse after one has become wedded.

"Is Chris coming bowling with the us tonight?
"Nope, Bowling is no longer part of his new wifestyle"

by kalzabar May 18, 2010

bresband and wifester

A couple who seem equally or more like brother and sister than romantic partners. A sort of Narcissistic behavior.

"did you notice that Alex and Sacha just got the exact same pair of glasses?" "well they have always been a bit of a bresband and wifester"

by thrice removed September 20, 2011

wifestyle

the quality of life that set as the precedent by the female of a marital couple that dominates over a previous non-marital lifestyle or a lifestyle that is more accommodating to a male spouse

His Monday night football parties with his drinking buddies was replaced with episodes of Dancing with the Stars. Frank now feels shame living in his new wifestyle.

by Laze Jovial March 22, 2009

Wifester

What you call your friend who is married to the same man that you are.

When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.

by wifester March 19, 2009

Wifestyle

Something a married person has which a single person doesn't.

In making his life choices, Dave had to consider that as he was no longer a single man he had to take into account his partner's wifestyle.

by R-and-Q.com March 20, 2022