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wifesteps
Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.
wifesteps by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011
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bresband and wifester
A couple who seem equally or more like brother and sister than romantic partners. A sort of Narcissistic behavior.
"did you notice that Alex and Sacha just got the exact same pair of glasses?" "well they have always been a bit of a bresband and wifester"
bresband and wifester by thrice removed September 20, 2011
wifestyle
the quality of life that set as the precedent by the female of a marital couple that dominates over a previous non-marital lifestyle or a lifestyle that is more accommodating to a male spouse
His Monday night football parties with his drinking buddies was replaced with episodes of Dancing with the Stars. Frank now feels shame living in his new wifestyle.
wifestyle by Laze Jovial March 22, 2009
Wifestyle
In making his life choices, Dave had to consider that as he was no longer a single man he had to take into account his partner's wifestyle.
Wifestyle by R-and-Q.com March 20, 2022
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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