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wifesteps 

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.
Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.
wifesteps by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011

wifestyle 

The change in a single man's living habits dictated by the new spouse after one has become wedded.
"Is Chris coming bowling with the us tonight?
"Nope, Bowling is no longer part of his new wifestyle"
wifestyle by kalzabar May 18, 2010

bresband and wifester 

A couple who seem equally or more like brother and sister than romantic partners. A sort of Narcissistic behavior.
"did you notice that Alex and Sacha just got the exact same pair of glasses?" "well they have always been a bit of a bresband and wifester"

wifestyle 

the quality of life that set as the precedent by the female of a marital couple that dominates over a previous non-marital lifestyle or a lifestyle that is more accommodating to a male spouse
His Monday night football parties with his drinking buddies was replaced with episodes of Dancing with the Stars. Frank now feels shame living in his new wifestyle.
wifestyle by Laze Jovial March 22, 2009

Wifester 

What you call your friend who is married to the same man that you are.
When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.
Wifester by wifester March 19, 2009

Wifestyle 

Something a married person has which a single person doesn't.
In making his life choices, Dave had to consider that as he was no longer a single man he had to take into account his partner's wifestyle.
Wifestyle by R-and-Q.com March 20, 2022