Wizzcicle 

What pee turns into outside in the cold. A piss icicle.

I regret peeing in the woods because it turned into a wizzcicle.

Wizzcicle by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

WIZICLE 

WIZICLE:

Used to describe a foolish stupid person running a horrible network of some sort or a ban-happy lunatic.

That guy is so wizicle, he once G:Lined a user for saying something about another network.

WIZICLE by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

Jizzcicle 

When you ejaculate into a icecube tray, stick a popsicle stick in the middle, and put it in the freezer. Wait a few hours and pull it out of the icecube tray. You will have a grade A jizzcicle.

I am selling jizzcicles this summer for cash.

Jizzcicle by darkstormed January 21, 2006

wifecicle 

Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."

wifecicle by greenhedonist May 4, 2007

Jizzcicle 

When it is so cold outside, that when you ejaculate, the semen freezes mid cumshot, forming a jizzcicle on the tip of your dick.

Dude! Last night it was so cold I swear to jizzus I almost got a jizzcicle!

Jizzcicle by Anal Popo January 9, 2016

wazzicle 

1. A toilet, especially a urinal. (From wazz, to urinate.)
2. An icicle made of urine, possibly falling from the sky after having been ejected from an aircraft.

1. Where's the wazzicle, I need a slash.
2. I got hit by a wazzicle.

wazzicle by Ian Chode February 2, 2004

jizzcicle 

A jizzcicle is a frozen semen treat with a stick in it.

It's a jizzcicle," said Henry, licking the spunk off his moist bee stung lips. "Want a taste?

jizzcicle by scodder August 6, 2010