wifail

A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.

"I have no network access! My WiFail is fucked again!
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."

by mooodi May 20, 2007

Wifail

a term used to express the failure or inefficiency of your wifi connection; pronounced wy-fail
Copyright Derrick from SA, TX

Chris: Hello...
Chris: are you still there?
Chris: Hello...
Derrick: I was disconected again, stupid wifi
Chris: dude, you've got wifail

by ChrisSATX September 6, 2009

wifail

a win directly followed by a fail and vice-versa

"I broke and fixed my iphone all in the span of 5 minutes. WIFAIL"

by bantika February 18, 2010

wtfaila

(abb.) What the fuck am I looking at.

Person 1: *posts picture of fat bitch shoving a doll into her vagina*
Person 2: wtfaila?

by do it fgt November 26, 2011

wtfail

Basically, What the fail.

Dude: I Love You Man
Girl: Wtfail
Other guy: Lol

by BernitaThePurpleDinosaur January 13, 2009

winfail

the word winfail is used to describe those moments when someone or something fails so hard that it actually wins. winfail can be a noun but it can also be a verb too.

Anchorman on Live News: Keep f*cking that chicken!

Guy: LMAOOO WIIIIIN!!

Buddy: wow. FAIL.

Friend: Oh hoho thats a WINFAIL!

by edyStaaang September 13, 2011

Wifilence

When a person doesn't speak out loud for an entire day but still manages to communicate regularly.

Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken

A sign of being a Zombot

Man 1: "Ted has worked here for weeks and I just realized I've never heard his voice."

Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."

by RolandoPico May 10, 2011