wifail 

A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.

"I have no network access! My WiFail is fucked again!
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."

wifail by mooodi May 20, 2007

Wifail 

a term used to express the failure or inefficiency of your wifi connection; pronounced wy-fail
Copyright Derrick from SA, TX

Chris: Hello...
Chris: are you still there?
Chris: Hello...
Derrick: I was disconected again, stupid wifi
Chris: dude, you've got wifail

Wifail by ChrisSATX September 6, 2009

wifail 

a win directly followed by a fail and vice-versa

"I broke and fixed my iphone all in the span of 5 minutes. WIFAIL"

wifail by bantika February 18, 2010

wtfaila 

(abb.) What the fuck am I looking at.

Person 1: *posts picture of fat bitch shoving a doll into her vagina*
Person 2: wtfaila?

wtfaila by do it fgt November 26, 2011

wtfail 

Basically, What the fail.

Dude: I Love You Man
Girl: Wtfail
Other guy: Lol

wtfail by BernitaThePurpleDinosaur January 13, 2009

winfail 

the word winfail is used to describe those moments when someone or something fails so hard that it actually wins. winfail can be a noun but it can also be a verb too.

Anchorman on Live News: Keep f*cking that chicken!

Guy: LMAOOO WIIIIIN!!

Buddy: wow. FAIL.

Friend: Oh hoho thats a WINFAIL!

winfail by edyStaaang September 13, 2011

Wifilence

When a person doesn't speak out loud for an entire day but still manages to communicate regularly.

Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken

A sign of being a Zombot

Man 1: "Ted has worked here for weeks and I just realized I've never heard his voice."

Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."

Wifilence by RolandoPico May 10, 2011