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the word winfail is used to describe those moments when someone or something fails so hard that it actually wins. winfail can be a noun but it can also be a verb too.

Anchorman on Live News: Keep f*cking that chicken!

Guy: LMAOOO WIIIIIN!!

Buddy: wow. FAIL.

Friend: Oh hoho thats a WINFAIL!

winfail by edyStaaang September 13, 2011

Words you can keep

WINFAIL

A situation that appears to be very awesome (very WIN), but then turns to a very shitty situation (very FAIL).

Dude! Sara is breaking up with her boyfriend...but she says she doesn't want to date for a while...so WINFAIL...

WINFAIL by John Smith74 March 5, 2008

Related Words

WINFAIL • wifail • winfall • Winfile

WINFAIL

When you get a kill in a game, and are subsequently killed immediately after, by whatever means.

"In MW2 I no scoped some douche camper, but then I ran into his claymore, WINFAIL"

WINFAIL by Grand Body March 29, 2010

winfall

One of the greatest destroyers in history, and was loved by all.

That MEB Railgun tank is going to burn for destroying the USS Winfall.

winfall by Empress Saki December 28, 2016

wifail

A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.

"I have no network access! My WiFail is fucked again!
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."

wifail by mooodi May 20, 2007

Wifail

a term used to express the failure or inefficiency of your wifi connection; pronounced wy-fail
Copyright Derrick from SA, TX

Chris: Hello...
Chris: are you still there?
Chris: Hello...
Derrick: I was disconected again, stupid wifi
Chris: dude, you've got wifail

Wifail by ChrisSATX September 6, 2009

wifail

a win directly followed by a fail and vice-versa

"I broke and fixed my iphone all in the span of 5 minutes. WIFAIL"

wifail by bantika February 18, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026