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(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.
I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.
Wifely by Stellar One May 7, 2010
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The use of an airline's Wi-Fi hotspot while in-flight.
I am wiflying while formulating this definition
Wiflying by canesWin July 25, 2009
when a friend lets him have sex with his wife , especially when the other guy's wife is out of town.
Mike : He man I am bored , enough of getting wasted everynight since my wife is out of town.

John: Why don't you come over tonight, once kids go to be we can have a wifoly.

Mike: Sounds like a plan , I will bring the lube and rubber
wifoly by o3924820 August 8, 2009
When a person doesn't speak out loud for an entire day but still manages to communicate regularly.

Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken

A sign of being a Zombot
Man 1: "Ted has worked here for weeks and I just realized I've never heard his voice."

Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."
Wifilence by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
To be in a very happy/random state, often being extremely spontaneous, and laughing at almost anything. Usually arises from extreme tiredness or light-headedness.
John was laughing for an hour today because someone said 'turtle!' He's being really wiffly.
Wiffly by Andor Gillian June 21, 2011

Wifely duties 

To fuck, suck and lick your husbands ass. To satisfy his every sexual need
My wife is not handling her wifely duties. I haven't had sex in months