if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket 

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

it's winken 

when women are in the middle of having sex; if you are in the "69" position. Just as the female is ready to have a really great climax. Look at her brown eye and you will see it winken at you. Totaly

As Laurie and I was have in and afternoon delight on the mat. I couldn't help but see her cute little eye winken.
From that day on when ever we have sex; "I say It's WINKEN"

it's winken by rmblnrd13 October 22, 2007

It’s gon get wicked 

such as like the most nastiest, freakiest thing you would do to somebody

“I would do the most wicked things to you”
“When I see you it’s gon get wicked”

It’s gon get wicked by certifiedzesty November 19, 2023

Wicked stepfather

A comedic request line from an older man to younger woman.

Do you want me to be the wicked stepfather you never had?

Wicked stepfather by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

Wicked Stinky 

Adjective to describe an unfortunate or unpleasant scenario.
Also to describing something less than aromatically pleasing, such as an inflated toilet.

It's wicked stinky that Jill dumped your ass.

Wicked Stinky by letithappen88 September 14, 2016

Wicked Shit 

The most vile, disgusting type of shit one can take. Often experienced after eating raw chicken or unrefrigerated Taco Bell leftovers. My be semi-liquid to foamy in consistency, and can range in color from orange-yellow to dark brown. The distinguishing characteristic of a Wicked Shit is the stench which is far more putrid and pervasive than that of a normal dump. The smell is often compared to that of a liquefied corpse, with hints of decomposing plant matter. Oftentimes the scent lingers for days following defecation, and may trigger allergy symptoms or asthma attacks.

I made the mistake of eating my roommate's tacos he left on the table from yesterday so I just took a Wicked Shit. Now I need to get ahold of my parents and let me see if I can stay at their house till the smell clears.

Wicked Shit by Juggah8r666 March 4, 2014

wicked smart 

an adjective used in the boston area or mass to describe someone with above average intelligence

is mainly used to describe people who have knowledge of really random things

Friend #1: "did you know that human and monkey dna is only different by about 2%"

Random guy: Really?

Friend #2: my boy's wicked smart!

wicked smart by fkdif3 May 19, 2010