wi-pi

A person who (usually secretly) makes use of an unsecured wireless internet signal belonging to another entity. Also, one who hacks into or otherwise compromises a wireless network to in order to access free wireless internet. Contraction of "wireless pirate" and a play on the term "wi-fi."

"Any student living around campus can easily become a wi-pi, since the college neglected to password protect or encrypt their wireless network."

by MathewWebster October 9, 2007

Wi-Pi

Electromagnetic waves or microwaves that emit signals that are linked to the digits of the decimal number π for nonobvious or mysterious reasons—for instance, is the covert activity used to spy on rogue states, to communicate with extraterrestrials, or to jam enemies’ signals?

It’s not known what the side effects of wi-pi are when it’s sent out in high doses in public squares.

by Fasters February 24, 2023

baby wiping

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.

by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

Benjamin Wiping

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).

donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping

by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Wiping Noses

To rob a drug dealer, plug, or trap house.

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."

by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019

Wipies

Baby wipes; moist towelettes

Hey babe, I'm changing the baby, can you hand me the Wipies?

by Smartestpersonyoudontknow March 22, 2016