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Whyoming 

defn: A place you want to avoid like the plague.

Whyoming, a play on the spelling and name of the desolate state Wyoming, adding a "h" in a proper place, helps ask the eternal question: "Why?"

Wyoming is a cold, very windy, desolate state. It has the least amount of people per square mile for a reason. The largest city is its capital, Cheyenne, which is in the range of 60,000 people (yes, a few universities have more students than that).

In short, though it has a few beautiful areas, it's known to urban and city people as a place to avoid like the plague. Why go to Wyoming when Colorado is nearby?
"I don't wanna' go to that lame frat party--that's Whyoming!"
Whyoming by CadeRageous January 11, 2009
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Why O'Clock 

That terrible time of night when you are lying there in the dark, staring up at the ceiling, asking whatever deity to which you subscribe why in the world you are still awake and cannot (pleasedeargod) get to sleep because you have to be up in 2 hours. Not caffeine or stress related. When spoken, heavy tone of desperation on the "why". Often associated with fear of knowing the sun will be up soon and looking like you were hit by a train that day.
I couldn't drag myself out of bed this morning because I was lying awake at "why o'clock", replaying the last scene from Halo 3 over and over in my head, worrying about my taxes, and humming the Family Guy theme song. I wanted to cry.
Why O'Clock by dees9 January 2, 2013
When you are forced to go to Wyoming but you really don't want to.
"Yo dude, I just got Whyomed. The communists in Colorado forced me to flee to- *Shudder* Wyoming!" - Chad
"Bro that's tough. I fled to Wisconsin. The cheese land." - Marty
Whyomed by Rl224 December 6, 2019

Whyoming 

A state where (1) everyone INSIDE the state wants to know the reason for everything, and (2) everyone OUTSUDE the state wants to know the reason that everyone INSIDE the state wants to live there, since it's so windswept, desolate, and boring.
You wanna take an American-southwest vacation? Whyoming, of all places??
Whyoming by QuacksO May 18, 2019

whyoopsh 

Paul's a fucking whyoopsh.
whyoopsh by Xaviouspotonknee August 1, 2021

whyomingnite

Fact checkers,very informational.
Skitz out easily.pariniod most of the time..
Stay any longer you'll become a whyomingnite
whyomingnite by Botrindaddy August 3, 2023