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It's what's said when someone brings their homie to a party that no one knew, but everyone suspects is Broke, weird and addicted to every major narcotic imaginable. Most people guess wrong but still make the speculation.
Yo look at homie over there bet he's all whozzie.
Whozzie by LutaBangBang May 29, 2022
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that wozzie is fully sick
wozzie by DCUTD May 16, 2007
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Whozier is the ship name for Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things and Richie Tozier from IT(2017). Whozier is obviously adapted from their last names, with Mike usually topping.
Random ass lady: Whozier is so stupid like they’re the same person that’s fucking weird.

Me: uh-uh you boutta catch these hands
whozier by RSGH February 8, 2021
hey can i eat your whizzie
whizzie by jazzablk December 11, 2009

whooziecoozit 

pussy, vagina, the love temple, a flesh taco
Her shorts were so small her whooziecoozit was hanging out.
whooziecoozit by Macy_tracy July 13, 2016
A term for a human being made of 99.8% awesomeness.
He's incredible, worthy of being a wozzie
Wozzie by craheys September 15, 2018

whizzier 

Technical term used to define a speedier connection than the one expected or paid for. Also vulgar term for forcefully pissing.
My broadband seems whizzier. I was a bit blocked so I had to piss that one out whizzier.
whizzier by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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