whizzier 

Technical term used to define a speedier connection than the one expected or paid for. Also vulgar term for forcefully pissing.

My broadband seems whizzier. I was a bit blocked so I had to piss that one out whizzier.

whizzier by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021

Whizzier 

When your broadband is far more responsive than that contracted for or paid for. A technical term first used in 2021 but rapidly adopted by the tech glitterati.

Also a vulgar term for the ability to piss faster and harder than your work colleagues.

The internet seems whizzier than I expected.
He was fast but I was whizzier in the toilet.

Whizzier by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021

Whizzer 

Someone who every mother wants at a little league game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his devotion to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in karate.

As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad.

Whizzer by Acttwo May 9, 2020

whizzer 

Great, Brilliant, Wonderful, Amazing

Pandora: wow we're gonna have a whizzer time in this collage aren't we eff?

(quoted from skins)

whizzer by champ status January 1, 2010

whizzer brown 

An amazing man who has suffered death

“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
“Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”

whizzer brown by One_Gay_Mess June 21, 2018

Moon whizzer 

When a person feels the need to pull their pants all the way down passed their knees when peeing at a stand up urinal. Exposing the entire ass.

I hate going into the bathroom when Gerry Hadinger is in there he's a moon whizzer

Moon whizzer by slick slappy January 20, 2015

whizzer 

Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.

Hey! Don't use that whizzer on the left because it shoots pee at your head when you flush the fucker!!!

whizzer by Telephony September 10, 2015